What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

26 Dec 1999 Rockit Twisted dear, mail me and chat...

22 Dec 1999 roy Fearing the fact that I am apparently quoting a movie - I will proceed...
::the world is more interesting with you in it::

20 Dec 1999 JULIE ELLISON AND TAYLOR JEWELL HENSLEY The 101 Best, Most Clever, and Most Disturbing Ways to Kill CREATED AND PRESENTED BY:
~JULIE ELLISON AND TAYLOR JEWELL HENSLEY~
C 1999 Happy Days Inc.

1. Slit your wrists.
2. Drink cleaning supplies.
3. Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot.
4. Cut yourself along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.
5. Fill the bathtub up with hot water and get in. Go underwater & breathe until I say stop.
6. Give yourself a homemade tattoo with toxic silver pen.
7. Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy!
8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all on yourself.
9. Bash your head in with a hammer.
10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half.
11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart.
12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door's way and let it close.
13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.
14. Shove a Chef's knife up your butt.
15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.
16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.
17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds.
19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.
20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.
21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.
22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket.
23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride!
24. Swallow vanilla bath beads.
25. Drop a lit match down your throat.
26. Eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size.
27. Hang yourself in your closet with an electrical cord.
28. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.
29. Crash a car into a department store window displaying a nativity scene. Merry Christmas!
30. Lodge your head in the toilet bowl and flush mercilessly.
31. Get your hand caught in the CD-ROM drive and attempt to cut it off with a dull pocketknife.
32. Make a pipe bomb and blow up your house with you inside, of course.
33. Stuff toilet paper down your throat until you choke.
34. Eat baby powder.
35. Eat deodorant.
36. Take a walk in the ghetto with a giant boom box blasting Vanilla Ice.
37. Anger a cannibal.
38. Drown yourself in a spoon full of water.
39. Get a friend to throw a few CDs Frisbee-style at your stomach and throat.
40. Swallow fifteen razor blades.
41. Drink 2 bottles of cough syrup.
42. Lock yourself in a room. After you've eaten the carpet and peeled the paint off the walls for a snack, you'll eventually starve.
43. Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truck on your bike.
44. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.
45. Live on top of an active volcano.
46. Piss off O.J. Simpson.
47. Eat a string of Christmas Tree lights.
48. Give yourself a million paper cuts--if the paper cuts don't kill you, the counting will.
49. Nail yourself to the side of a federal building.
50. Scalp yourself. If you're not dead, make photocopies.
51. Cry your eyes out:literally.
52. Burn plastic and breathe in the toxic fumes.
53. Charge into a big screen TV.
54. Lag behind when participating in a Bull Run.
55. Walk around in downtown New Jersey with a Target store shirt on.
56. Smash your head in the safe door again & again & againÉ
57. Spray a bottle of air freshener up your nose and inhale at the same time.
58. Eat a dog with heartworms raw.
59. Strategically place yourself in the middle of a very busy intersection at rush hour during daylight savings time while wearing a tight, black jumpsuit, being ever so careful to hit every car you see.
60. Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs, "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!"
61. Make like Sonny Bono when on a skiing trip.
62. Get run over by an ostrich.
63. Get naked and lay on 12 150-watt light bulbs, then flip the switch.
64. Cut off all your fingers then write a ten-page report on "Polyester versus Cotton Fabrics" with the stubs.
65. Get pregnant and then have your mother perform an emergency C-section just for kicks.
66. Jam a toothbrush in your bellybutton.
67. Brush your teeth with a MACH 3 razor.
68. Drill a hole in your head.
69. Find a huge pine tree. Cut it down with a chainsaw while standing in its falling path.
70. Skinny-dip in a shark tank with your favorite rubber ducky.
71. Drive with a rabid monkey in your back seat.
72. Play NASCAR with an unsuspecting fellow driver.
73. Jump off the balcony in a school auditorium.
74. Smash your head through a wooden door, making sure you get plenty of splinters.
75. Jump in the way of a moving subway train.
76. Drip hot wax all over your body, then light matches and light your feet on fire. The flames will rise and consume your entire body, but before you do that, make sure you drip hot wax in your eyes & let it harden.
77. Do back flips in a mosh pit.
78. Attempt to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
79. Jump out of a moving bus window and do shoulder-rolls across the highway until you get run over.
80. Always use the wrong tool for the job.
81. Float on your back in the Anaconda River and wait.
82. Get in a pool with piranhas and have them tear off your flesh bit by bit, eating you alive.
83. Wedge yourself in the doggy-entrance on the garage door and have a friend press the "garage open" button.
84. Use a chain saw to cut out pictures.
85. Shove a TV antenna in one ear & out the other.
86. Strangle yourself with your best necklace.
87. Bite your arm and suck & swallow the blood. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
88. Perform self-quadruple bypass surgery.
89. Take out your own spleen, cook it for 2 minutes in the microwave, and eat it.
90. Cut yourself up and feed as much of you as possible to the family dog.
91. Cut off your limbs and put them in the crock-pot for your family to find. If your crock-pot isn't large enough, put extra flesh in the freezer for later.
92. Swan dive into the 10-gallon fish tank.
93. Give yourself a buzz-cut with bush shears.
94. Gather up a group of friends to push all your pressure points at the same time.
95. Make believe you're in a psychiatric facility with padded walls when you're really in a steel cage.
96. Straddle a neon sign. Don't let go, no matter what people tell you.
97. Go swimming in an oil spill. Don't forget to open your eyes under water!
98. Smash your porcelain "Precious Moments" dolls in the middle of the street and consume the large pieces left over.
99. Roll around nude in the street at noon.
100. Drink paint. Eat the stick you stirred the paint with. Drink paint thinner to wash it down.
101. Take all the pills in your medicine cabinet, along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man and take a little nap. Don't bother waking up.

19 Dec 1999 ROBENT Pickles ......... seriously lots of pickles. They are easily attainable and in the correct dosage can be quite lethal.

19 Dec 1999 John Watkins I believe (i before e except after c) that it doesn't matter, because you achieve the same outcome.

14 Dec 1999 dank CROSS MY PATH!!

11 Dec 1999 doug Jane wonders "what is the best way to keep living when you're over 87?"
Dick wept as he pondered the question.
Which do you think is more difficult?

Color Jane a bright dread-red.
Color Dick a ravished chalky-blue.

10 Dec 1999 matthew horton swallow a box of upholstery tacks with the cherubic animosity of captain crunch.

03 Dec 1999 Big fly Very gently, with a large pink feather.
(Eventually you do kill yourself around the age of 75 from feather whipping exhaustion.) You get RSI in your wrist, and all your neighbours know you as "that strange old woman who whips herself with that large dirty pink feather."

01 Dec 1999 Gérard grodoigt plusieurs possibilités s'offrent aux p'tits. Un exemple: s'allonger sur le dos sur une plage du nord de la bretagne et attendre la montée des eaux. Nous savons que le sel mélangé au grains de sables provoque une érosion importante et donc à terme une usure mortelle. Il faut les voir tous ces pauvres s'entasser au mois d'août et attendre leur heure. Mais cela est bien plus compliqué. Peut-être aurais-je le temps un jour de tout vous dire.

30 Nov 1999 Darlane Darling child, simply anger your mother!!!

17 Nov 1999 Hanna Perttula It's scientifically proven that a baby can starve itself to death if it loses its mother under the age of 22 months. So I think that if you want to commit suicide the sooner you do it the better. There's no need to hesitate.
Starve yourself to death right after you have born.

03 Nov 1999 Bill Jason the best way to kill yourself? well, that's simple. place 500 US dollars into a white envelope, and send it to Bill Jason, Box 782, Boonsboro MD 21783. Be sure to include your address, and what time you usually go to sleep.

02 Nov 1999 Ben The best suicide kit is a pair of shoes. You can walk into death.

02 Nov 1999 Bine the best way to kill yourself is to start a new life!

01 Nov 1999 Anubis i would read the entire dictionary and not eat untill i can memorize each word

31 Oct 1999 Jeff When I was under 13, actually from the time my mom married my stepfather until I was about 16 I thought about this a lot. I used to dream of throwing myself from the grand canyon or the empire state building and feeling the peace of a certain soon-to-be-realized destiny of WHICH I HAD CONTROL! my best was falling... Maybe a set of miniscule wings would be helpful... but i would have definitely fallen.

30 Oct 1999 Still not ready The best way is to commit suicide is to allow it to happen, naturally !
But be prepared, It can be pleasurable and at times, inflict unbearable pain, It may take a lifetime to achieve the final results.

28 Oct 1999 Robert Cortese I once made my own suicide kit when i was twelve. I was playing pretend to hang myself. I got the idea from the Steven Spielberg movie the Goonies. When my mother walked in on me playing she decided she would have me shipped off to a mental institution for a year. My dad tried to fight it (he knew I was only playing) so instead of releasing me to my parents, the courts kept me in the childrens shelter (orphanage) for another year while they tried to figure out who was right. It wasn't until my rich grandmother opened her pocketbook that the courts decided I too could be another counterproductive member of society.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
26 Dec 1999	Rockit	Twisted dear, mail me and chat...
22 Dec 1999	roy	Fearing the fact that I am apparently quoting a movie - I will proceed... ::the world is more interesting with you in it::
20 Dec 1999	JULIE ELLISON AND TAYLOR JEWELL HENSLEY	The 101 Best, Most Clever, and Most Disturbing Ways to Kill CREATED AND PRESENTED BY: ~JULIE ELLISON AND TAYLOR JEWELL HENSLEY~ C 1999 Happy Days Inc. 1. Slit your wrists. 2. Drink cleaning supplies. 3. Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot. 4. Cut yourself along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death. 5. Fill the bathtub up with hot water and get in. Go underwater & breathe until I say stop. 6. Give yourself a homemade tattoo with toxic silver pen. 7. Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy! 8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all on yourself. 9. Bash your head in with a hammer. 10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half. 11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart. 12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door's way and let it close. 13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep. 14. Shove a Chef's knife up your butt. 15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection. 16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach. 17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller. 18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds. 19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost. 20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart. 21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug. 22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket. 23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride! 24. Swallow vanilla bath beads. 25. Drop a lit match down your throat. 26. Eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size. 27. Hang yourself in your closet with an electrical cord. 28. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose. 29. Crash a car into a department store window displaying a nativity scene. Merry Christmas! 30. Lodge your head in the toilet bowl and flush mercilessly. 31. Get your hand caught in the CD-ROM drive and attempt to cut it off with a dull pocketknife. 32. Make a pipe bomb and blow up your house with you inside, of course. 33. Stuff toilet paper down your throat until you choke. 34. Eat baby powder. 35. Eat deodorant. 36. Take a walk in the ghetto with a giant boom box blasting Vanilla Ice. 37. Anger a cannibal. 38. Drown yourself in a spoon full of water. 39. Get a friend to throw a few CDs Frisbee-style at your stomach and throat. 40. Swallow fifteen razor blades. 41. Drink 2 bottles of cough syrup. 42. Lock yourself in a room. After you've eaten the carpet and peeled the paint off the walls for a snack, you'll eventually starve. 43. Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truck on your bike. 44. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it. 45. Live on top of an active volcano. 46. Piss off O.J. Simpson. 47. Eat a string of Christmas Tree lights. 48. Give yourself a million paper cuts--if the paper cuts don't kill you, the counting will. 49. Nail yourself to the side of a federal building. 50. Scalp yourself. If you're not dead, make photocopies. 51. Cry your eyes out:literally. 52. Burn plastic and breathe in the toxic fumes. 53. Charge into a big screen TV. 54. Lag behind when participating in a Bull Run. 55. Walk around in downtown New Jersey with a Target store shirt on. 56. Smash your head in the safe door again & again & againÉ 57. Spray a bottle of air freshener up your nose and inhale at the same time. 58. Eat a dog with heartworms raw. 59. Strategically place yourself in the middle of a very busy intersection at rush hour during daylight savings time while wearing a tight, black jumpsuit, being ever so careful to hit every car you see. 60. Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs, "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" 61. Make like Sonny Bono when on a skiing trip. 62. Get run over by an ostrich. 63. Get naked and lay on 12 150-watt light bulbs, then flip the switch. 64. Cut off all your fingers then write a ten-page report on "Polyester versus Cotton Fabrics" with the stubs. 65. Get pregnant and then have your mother perform an emergency C-section just for kicks. 66. Jam a toothbrush in your bellybutton. 67. Brush your teeth with a MACH 3 razor. 68. Drill a hole in your head. 69. Find a huge pine tree. Cut it down with a chainsaw while standing in its falling path. 70. Skinny-dip in a shark tank with your favorite rubber ducky. 71. Drive with a rabid monkey in your back seat. 72. Play NASCAR with an unsuspecting fellow driver. 73. Jump off the balcony in a school auditorium. 74. Smash your head through a wooden door, making sure you get plenty of splinters. 75. Jump in the way of a moving subway train. 76. Drip hot wax all over your body, then light matches and light your feet on fire. The flames will rise and consume your entire body, but before you do that, make sure you drip hot wax in your eyes & let it harden. 77. Do back flips in a mosh pit. 78. Attempt to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 79. Jump out of a moving bus window and do shoulder-rolls across the highway until you get run over. 80. Always use the wrong tool for the job. 81. Float on your back in the Anaconda River and wait. 82. Get in a pool with piranhas and have them tear off your flesh bit by bit, eating you alive. 83. Wedge yourself in the doggy-entrance on the garage door and have a friend press the "garage open" button. 84. Use a chain saw to cut out pictures. 85. Shove a TV antenna in one ear & out the other. 86. Strangle yourself with your best necklace. 87. Bite your arm and suck & swallow the blood. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. 88. Perform self-quadruple bypass surgery. 89. Take out your own spleen, cook it for 2 minutes in the microwave, and eat it. 90. Cut yourself up and feed as much of you as possible to the family dog. 91. Cut off your limbs and put them in the crock-pot for your family to find. If your crock-pot isn't large enough, put extra flesh in the freezer for later. 92. Swan dive into the 10-gallon fish tank. 93. Give yourself a buzz-cut with bush shears. 94. Gather up a group of friends to push all your pressure points at the same time. 95. Make believe you're in a psychiatric facility with padded walls when you're really in a steel cage. 96. Straddle a neon sign. Don't let go, no matter what people tell you. 97. Go swimming in an oil spill. Don't forget to open your eyes under water! 98. Smash your porcelain "Precious Moments" dolls in the middle of the street and consume the large pieces left over. 99. Roll around nude in the street at noon. 100. Drink paint. Eat the stick you stirred the paint with. Drink paint thinner to wash it down. 101. Take all the pills in your medicine cabinet, along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man and take a little nap. Don't bother waking up.
19 Dec 1999	ROBENT	Pickles ......... seriously lots of pickles. They are easily attainable and in the correct dosage can be quite lethal.
19 Dec 1999	John Watkins	I believe (i before e except after c) that it doesn't matter, because you achieve the same outcome.
14 Dec 1999	dank	CROSS MY PATH!!
11 Dec 1999	doug	Jane wonders "what is the best way to keep living when you're over 87?" Dick wept as he pondered the question. Which do you think is more difficult? Color Jane a bright dread-red. Color Dick a ravished chalky-blue.
10 Dec 1999	matthew horton	swallow a box of upholstery tacks with the cherubic animosity of captain crunch.
03 Dec 1999	Big fly	Very gently, with a large pink feather. (Eventually you do kill yourself around the age of 75 from feather whipping exhaustion.) You get RSI in your wrist, and all your neighbours know you as "that strange old woman who whips herself with that large dirty pink feather."
01 Dec 1999	Gérard grodoigt	plusieurs possibilités s'offrent aux p'tits. Un exemple: s'allonger sur le dos sur une plage du nord de la bretagne et attendre la montée des eaux. Nous savons que le sel mélangé au grains de sables provoque une érosion importante et donc à terme une usure mortelle. Il faut les voir tous ces pauvres s'entasser au mois d'août et attendre leur heure. Mais cela est bien plus compliqué. Peut-être aurais-je le temps un jour de tout vous dire.
30 Nov 1999	Darlane	Darling child, simply anger your mother!!!
17 Nov 1999	Hanna Perttula	It's scientifically proven that a baby can starve itself to death if it loses its mother under the age of 22 months. So I think that if you want to commit suicide the sooner you do it the better. There's no need to hesitate. Starve yourself to death right after you have born.
03 Nov 1999	Bill Jason	the best way to kill yourself? well, that's simple. place 500 US dollars into a white envelope, and send it to Bill Jason, Box 782, Boonsboro MD 21783. Be sure to include your address, and what time you usually go to sleep.
02 Nov 1999	Ben	The best suicide kit is a pair of shoes. You can walk into death.
02 Nov 1999	Bine	the best way to kill yourself is to start a new life!
01 Nov 1999	Anubis	i would read the entire dictionary and not eat untill i can memorize each word
31 Oct 1999	Jeff	When I was under 13, actually from the time my mom married my stepfather until I was about 16 I thought about this a lot. I used to dream of throwing myself from the grand canyon or the empire state building and feeling the peace of a certain soon-to-be-realized destiny of WHICH I HAD CONTROL! my best was falling... Maybe a set of miniscule wings would be helpful... but i would have definitely fallen.
30 Oct 1999	Still not ready	The best way is to commit suicide is to allow it to happen, naturally ! But be prepared, It can be pleasurable and at times, inflict unbearable pain, It may take a lifetime to achieve the final results.
28 Oct 1999	Robert Cortese	I once made my own suicide kit when i was twelve. I was playing pretend to hang myself. I got the idea from the Steven Spielberg movie the Goonies. When my mother walked in on me playing she decided she would have me shipped off to a mental institution for a year. My dad tried to fight it (he knew I was only playing) so instead of releasing me to my parents, the courts kept me in the childrens shelter (orphanage) for another year while they tried to figure out who was right. It wasn't until my rich grandmother opened her pocketbook that the courts decided I too could be another counterproductive member of society.
21 Apr 1998	The Somniloquy Institute	Change your identity.