23 May 2017	queerbait	you're like a cockroach
20 Sep 2023	Bob	You�re not real
5 Dec 2001	bryan	you can't
2 Nov 2000	santiago	parce que les ordinateurs sont la mort.
23 May 2012	Stalinkar	I.. DON'T KNOW.
12 Apr 2021	Sanya	..........
21 Jan 2022	щлюха	тппися попа хуй злупа
4 Mar 2003	dan	in between life and death is a fraction of time, which is unknown to me, but this amount of time is ample enough for you to relay your last dying thoughts through cyberactive pathways.
10 Nov 2022	mom	ur mom
3 Jun 2018	baby boy	because of an incredible artist that's really good at coding
11 Dec 2000	Eeiren	All spirits are possessed especially evil spirits... you still exist as a microbe in the little pieces of you that still exist... as much as those of us who are possessed at death by the very microbes, pathogens, diseases and even fly larval eggs which entered into us to be excreted but as we die we no longer excrete the eggs such that they hatch and become a part of us... hopefully to escape the fate of the grave our bodies have not but hopefully our souls..
25 Nov 2019	.......	cause im dead too
26 Oct 2020	Майло Эшер	Потому что это пипец
16 Oct 2022	Ламар	я еблан 34, а ты. Мой стим кста 980876135
2 Mar 2001	periquita	because you are not a fly, you are just a button
23 May 2017	gertrud	just because you're dead
21 Dec 2022	Ты забанен	Ты забанен блять!!! Я не буду тебя разбанивать потому-что ты тупой
22 Apr 2021	Victoria Shenina	When am I going to die?
6 Feb 2018	Adam Powell	because you're not really dead, you just transitioned!
8 Oct 2002	http://home.planet.nl/~wense040	I’m sorry, but that’s what I do, just like my father , and father’s father , so please forgive me , For I’m a hunter, and my killer instinct is why I’m still alive, and you dead. But don’t be sad your spirit will live on.
6 Feb 2014	Pepi	You aren't
10 Dec 2023	dave	because your not dead. wake your lazy ass up and stop making excuses
27 Mar 2011	pablo castaño	it was fun
10 Dec 2006	Greta Guajardo	free your mind
23 Apr 2001	mario	you are not dead, just stuck in my meal, shitting in my plate
27 Nov 2019	Laurie	because that's life
10 Feb 2022	Nem-chan	Oh... it's simple really. You didn't have a real soul in first place. So you weren't actually alive to begin with. You are just bunch of lines of computer code, not a real person.
19 Aug 2006	....	...not so you're alive and well, keep so, stay strong, we all have our stories in life to tell, no matter what you say there are always people who are worse off than yourself, in every corner of the globe and even right on your street, but just like you their faces portray another story. you're not alone, zillions of others have come this way too, stay strong, stay strong.
15 Nov 2000	+o+	it was my food!
1 Feb 2023	Michael	Your a ghost
13 Jul 2024	Memento mori	Well, I just happened to. sorry
11 Jun 2001	psylos	You were in a virtual world. By killing you, I somehow woke you up... Have you seen "Matrix"?
28 Aug 2001	mike walker	because my computer is haunted!
24 Sep 2020	fabian	i have the same question
27 Oct 2024	ButterSkott	idk bro what do i look like, a psychologist???
28 Jul 2018	johnny	You are not dead
24 Jul 2024	SaD	Sorry
6 May 2004	cristina	Death is not the end, darling!
4 Jun 2000	ferrer	I'll just know when i become dead too
3 Dec 2018	Nobody of Ithaca	biggity biggity Bam
6 Aug 2003	Mikael	because you are a very cunning webmaster posing as a fly on my screen
23 May 2017	jean	on met des grands patins à glace, et sur les lames on colle ses lèvres. ça permet d'écrire quelques mots d'adieu quand on est mort
10 Feb 2024	лол зачем	заслужила
15 Mar 2023	7uyt	im not sure
13 Sep 2008	Giulia	Not really existing.
30 Aug 2022	cockrider6949	you are not real nigga balls
1 Nov 2000	patrick harrington	you can write this because when a fly dies his spirit is stronger than his whole life was....
24 Jan 2001	Alice	Because you have been reincarnated.
27 Aug 2001	Scienide	you're not writing it.... it's your mom.
5 Oct 2016	Jeka	Прост))))
5 Apr 2000	eric	You are not dead yet. In a last feeble attempt to get back at your killer you try to inflict pity on your assaillant. Since you are smashed and cannot move, you do the only thing that you can to try to avenge your untimely demise. You cannot attack physically, so your only retaliation is to make me feel bad, hoping that the feelings of my actions will cause me more pain over my life, than the seconds of pain you felt when squished. I knew what my actions were going to do before i did it. Only a fool would push buttons blindly. And maybe a fool would feel bad knowing that s/he inadvertantly killed an innocent life. But i am not a fool. I knew what i was doing and i did it. Do i feel bad? No. The buzzing has finally stopped.
20 Jul 2006	isabella	because you are an irregular verb such as fly flew flown and there is always a future tense
9 Jan 2017	Ben	You are a ghost
27 Sep 2000	EXE	It´s not you telling me that you're dead. It is my inner self, confronting me with my alter ego. So I pray for absolution. Why can't I this stop? Maybe I have to kill myself to have silence and to stop this nightmare following me every day.
25 May 2023	daddy	bc u are a simulation
10 Jun 2018	Dima	You are a web script
7 Jan 2022	kyle	because you're a computer, broh
17 Jun 2008	Josafat Moraila	You thought you were dead
19 Jan 2001	catkiller	Don't worry about this since I have already been dead and you see I'm writing, so you can still write just like I do...
19 Nov 2000	Nick the greek	You are an immortal fly like Highlander. I had to decapitate you.
2 Mar 2019	8======D	your mom
8 Nov 2017	EErato	You are lovely
22 Mar 2005	Carlos	Echo...
12 Jan 2017	hajj	because your a virtual fly, your brain is on the internet
17 Jul 2018	................	Где я нахожусь
20 Nov 2023	Bajer	I'm sorry,, im so sorry
23 May 2017	Adair	Dead things don't write, so the only conclusion is you think you're dead, due to a massive head injury.
9 Oct 2000	Spawn	Well, on the same note, if you're a fly how can you write at all? Or maybe you aren't writing and I'm not reading, perhaps your final thoughts and feelings are interacting with my dismay over you buzzing around and creating the illusion of words. Is it possible that our two minds are interacting in such a way? That us two enemies may be sharing a telepathic link into the darkness of each others minds?
18 Dec 2017	killer	because i revived you
23 May 2017	Niko	I don't know... kinda strange... Maybe there's a bug in your life_or_death software. Please contact dead_or_alive.com support. Thank you for using our products.
31 Dec 2019	ruth	you're a human who thinks they're a fly. and you have schizophrenia! you are not a fly and you are not dead!
27 May 2001	Christopher Blair	Perhaps you're writing using psychic energy.
15 Jul 2018	Amy	you aren't really dead, just disembodied
23 May 2017	Dimitrina Sevova	My dear, you are only upset. I caught you carefully in my hand to caress you! Now I'm letting you go, so you can again happily fly over my plate. Even your wings are not damaged. Don't you think, however, that you're rather insolent at times?
9 Apr 2023	nnbftjruy	no way
1 Aug 2019	Kirill	Как найти в вк полуночного человека
27 Sep 2006	french police	Because your brains are connected with an USB-cable to this website. Evrything you think will appear in the screen. So the moment I start to worry that your mind gave up too, is the moment that there won't be any messages from you on my computerscreen.
28 Nov 2000	Dani	I'm dead, and have been for years, but I can write, talk, and all sorts. I can't drink any more, nor eat. There is only one liquid I can drink, and that's blood. You have been turned into a vampiric fly because you were killed by a vampire. I apologize profusely and would kill you, but you are immortal. I will, however, introduce you to my fiancé, who is also a dead fly.
15 Nov 2001	free_mumia	Ahaha!!! DEATH TO THE FLIES!! I AM INVINCIBLE! Free Mumia!!! I AM the APPLE of THE BUTTERFUCK CUMBLERCH!!! Look at my PLASTIC FLY KILLER PENIS EXTENSION, isn't it TITS?
11 Dec 2000	Celicia	On peut écrire quand on est mort par télépathie
26 Sep 2021	УЫ ТОСТОФ	-0ззэо
13 Jul 2017	Gofuckursrlf	Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuccccccccccccccccccckk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Yoooooooooooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu
23 May 2017	St. Peter	part of being dead is asking questions like, "How can I write this since I'm dead?"
1 Dec 2000	Kevin	Being dead is a state of mind. The mind can go on without the body.
30 Jul 2023	Cal	you
23 May 2017	jago x	don't you know that machines are where the ghosts reside?
24 Sep 2006	maria	cause writing comes from the need of living.
23 May 2017	caro	par la main de quelqu'un que l'on dirigera par notre esprit!
24 Dec 2022	............	first of all, calm down, maybe you are still alive
13 Dec 2023	My name	Because we live in the Matrix :_( so as long there is electricity and some server available you could talk to me so don't be sad.
29 Nov 2021	V	you're just differently dead
17 Apr 2003	twhid	because this is a fiction
8 Jun 2006	Doogie	there is an afterlife
23 Oct 2021	none	Dddd
5 May 2020	niamh	You're not dead
19 Jul 2004	....	you can write this because you are a techno-living which is not quite alive and not totally dead. neither. this is the sad part.
8 Sep 2000	Rotem	it isn't really you; it's actually my own consciense trying to make me feel bad about killing a "cyber-fly" or whatever i just wiped out.. I don't even know who would be the person to read this pile nonsense... [awasteoftimeifyouaskme]
23 Sep 2021	laney	goust
22 Jul 2021	anolila	Ghosts have the power to write
1 Jul 2019	R D G dilip	Galti sa ho gaya